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Brewers 7, Giants 2: Thanks to Jean Machi for providing comic relief during miserable series

There’s nothing good to blog about after the Giants got swept by the Brewers in a series in which Buster Posey continues to struggle, Barry Zito got lit up for the first time in a long time , and Matt Cain got lit up AGAIN.

So there was only thing that Giants fans could smile about from the three-game in Milwaukee and it came compliments of Jean Machi.

During Tuesday’s CSN Bay Area broadcast, announcers Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow were talking about a Giants transaction that day which brought reliever Jean Machi from Triple-A Fresno to fill the roster spot of Jeremy Affeldt, who went on the DL.

So the camera naturally cut to Machi in the bullpen, sitting next to Jose Mijares. And we got this:

Hilarious. And we thank Twitter handle @carmenview for providing the GIF. And it’s a GIF that permeated the internet on Tuesday.

And lingered into Wednesday.

So when Machi actually got into the game Wednesday, it set off a wildfire of flatulence tweets on Twitter.

And MoreSplashHits will admit that we got into the act.

Here are our Machi tweets @Moresplashhits on Wednesday

“#SFGiants call on Jean Machi, because they seek some relief.”

“In case you were wondering, Machi wasn’t praying behind the mound there.” (Machi squatted down behind the mound after making his warm-up pitches)

“When the catcher visits mound to talk to Jean Machi, the catcher covers his face with his glove.”

“Krukow after that last pitch from Machi ‘That was nasty’ and he wasn’t talking about the pitch.”

“When Jean Machi is pitching, #SFGiants infielders refuse to play in.”

“Giants lose to Brewers. Didn’t matter. With Jean Machi now on team, it wasn’t going to be a happy flight anyway.”

Jeremy Affeldt placed on DL, so there’s got to be a good story

Jeremy Affeldt went to the DL with a strained oblique

Jeremy Affeldt went to the DL with a strained oblique

The last two times Jeremy Affeldt went on the disabled list, there was an interesting to story to go with it.

But not this time. Affeldt was placed on the 15-day disabled list with a right oblique strain on Tuesday. At least, not yet.

Affeldt told manager Bruce Bochy he didn’t feel anything when he pitched on Sunday, when he walked three leading to two runs that allowed the Cubs to take the lead in the eighth inning. He said he didn’t feel anything until Monday’s off day, and an MRI on Tuesday confirmed the oblique strain.

The Giants said they didn’t know how or when Affeldt hurt himself. Could it be he’s not telling us something?

The last time Affeldt went on the DL was last year when his son, excited to greet his father as he came home from a game, jumped off the sofa and into his father. Affeldt suffered a sprained knee.

Affeldt’s previous trip to the DL to that came late in the 2011 season, when while BBQing on a day off in San Francisco, Affeldt sliced his hand with a knife trying to separate frozen hamburger patties.

So there’s got to be a good story with this one.

Here are some possibilities:

  • He hurt his side by laughing so hard while attending a performance of Second City while in Chicago.
  • He hurt himself while performing the “Schlemiel! Schlimazel!” bit from Laverne and Shirley with George Kontos during a visit to the Shotz Brewery in Milwaukee.
  • It happened while giving Hunter Pence a high-five following Pence’s game-tying home run on Sunday. If that’s the case, the Giants are lucky not to have more players on the DL.
  • Affeldt jumped out of bed after having a nightmare, thinking the Giants were staying at the haunted hotel frequented by MLB teams while staying in Milwaukee.
  • Pablo Sandoval was really excited to see Affeldt return to the team hotel, so he got up on the bed and ….

Any of those explanations would be good.

Anyway, the Giants called up Jean Machi to fill Affeldt’s roster spot. Machi had thrown five scoreless innings in five appearances this year for the Fresno Grizzlies. He has allowed five hits and one walk while striking out five.


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